irrational fears

i'm afraid of outer-space
i'm afraid of squirrels
i'm afraid of the wind
i'm afraid of pride
i'm afraid of horror movies
i'm afraid of acne
i'm afraid of hairy men

i'm afraid of pain
i'm afraid of the dark
i'm afraid of left overs
i'm afraid of smart people
i'm afraid of money
i'm afraid of smelly cars
i'm afraid of A.P. classes
i'm afraid of disorganization
i'm afraid of being alone
i'm afraid of technology
i'm afraid of elderly white women 
i'm afraid of people in authority
i'm afraid of the final episode of a tv show
i'm afraid of the final pages of a good novel
i'm afraid of dead fish
i'm afraid of falling off my bed in the middle of the night
i'm afraid of the future
i'm afraid of rainy days